TheRealSpaceBandito Progress Report


Delian Thornbrush

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Mercenaries of the Wheel

During the events of the third Temple of Elemental Evil crisis, the mercenaries of the wheel where formed in order to finally put a stop to the temples plans of world domination

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sIX: The Moathouse

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Bitty Gnomebody

A gnome historian turned adventurer and treasure-seeker

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Kiln Shadowquick

A novice occultist and adventurer; always looking over his shoulder and talking to unseen entities he claimed was always nearby

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Pip

A ranger and protector of the lands from evil who was one of the first to uncover the third Temple of Elemental Evil crisis

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The Boyz

More than just a simple thieving outfit, this organization of orphaned children work as information gatherers and smugglers inside the Valley of the Mage.

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Arbor Fructuum

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Finn

A folk-hero from Nila-Edhil; made famous for his campaign against goblins in the forest of cormanthyr

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Teg

An orc druid cast out of his clans stronghold and forced to become and adventure for a living

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Brog

A giant of a goliath whose entire life was apparently tattooed and scarred into his body, no one could read this language to disprove him

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Eduardo Mangoseed

Co-founder of the Mercenaries of the Wheel, this guard of the first era was resurrected and made a cleric for his past actions

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Ceaser Leprosy

A disgraced member of the surgeons guild turned hired rouge and contract killer

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Dùghall

A tiefling trying to attone for his ancestor's disgrace through devout worship and prayer to the gods

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Cackle Fever

A disease that causes its victims to frequently succumb to fits of mad laughter

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Throwing Knife

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Iron Working

The technique and practice of utilizing iron

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Mining

It was the dwarves who dug the first mine shafts up into the world, but it was the ingenuity of mankind that lead to the development of greater techniques

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Small Anchor

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Armor Assistant

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Fey Honey

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Julio's Barrel

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Julio's Campsite

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Orb of Oblivion

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Demonstone

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Black Thurible

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Hammersphere

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Rod of Force

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Stalwart Eye

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Sword of Air

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Sword of Earth

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Sword of Fire

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Sword of Water

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Tentacle Rod

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Torch of Revealing

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Legba 'lls

A hedge-wizard and native of the lowlands who believes that all should be allowed to cast magic, and he plans to cast a spell to make it so

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Machinery

When animals and the body fail, make machines to do the work

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Printing

One of the most crucial technologies needed for globalization and the spread of knowledge and language

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Verena

The only kid to ever escape 'Corn Village' as he calls it; a small town where children are sacrificed to a dark god

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Interests & Hobbies

Mountaineering, boats and the ocean, painting, writing.

Favorite Movies

Movies? Is that like a one-shot for TV shows?   I rarely watch movies, unless they are documentaries, and recall liking even fewer, but I have always been a fan of the Star Wars Prequels and Lord of the Rings trilogies.

Favorite TV Series

Simpsons, American Dad, Top Gear (UK) & The Grand Tour, anything on the Travel Channel, anything Anthony Bourdain (especially No Reservations), Castlevania, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Invicible, Futurama, and much more.

Favorite Books

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, The Book of the SubGenious, A Comprehensive History of World War II., anything done by H.P. Lovecraft and/or August Durleth, The Dark Tower series, The Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, and the Silmarilian, and the pinnacle of fantasy: the Dune series.

Favorite Writers

Matt Colvile, H.P. Lovecraft, August Durleth, Stephen King, Aunthony Bordain, and Frank Herbert.

Favorite Games

Quake, Doom, Team Fortress 2, Fallout (1, 2, Tactics, 3, and New Vegas), Xcom Enemy Within, Elder Scrolls III Morrowind & IV Oblivion, Sims 3, Destiny 1 & 2, Halo (1-3, ODST, Reach, Wars 1 & 2), Mass Effect trilogy, Jericho Unit, Age of Empires 2 & 3, Mist, and the Mystery of the Obra Dim.